Lmfao this messaged me
|—||Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park (via milkshake-n-honey)|
earlier today someone aggressively tried to open my apartment door and IDK if it was like an innocent mistake or if they were just randomly trying doors to see if they could steal anything or what
I checked out the peephole but didn’t see anybody but then I heard another apartment door slam and IDK it was scary
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*
Here’s the mini I made for Genghis Con! It came from a joke I made on twitter a while back about dogs and wi-fi.
I still have some physical copies of the book left so if you’re interested in buying one, send me a message or email or something. There are a lot of ways to contact me.
To the left, a “normal” persons lint trap.
To the right, an equestrians lint trap.
thanks girlfriend for this icky lesson
(We are 100% paralyzed by this storm, my car is frozen to the driveway and since my town doesn’t have access to sand trucks our roads are only fit for ice skating.. Therefor, lint lessons.)
the first gif shows one full year of full moons between may 2005 and april 2006. its size at perigee (when nearest to us) and apogee (farthest from us) differs by more than 10%. the wobble, due to the moon’s elliptical orbit and slight axial tilt and inclination, is know as lunar libration. (this is not to be confused with lunar libation, which is fancy speak for moonshine.) the second gif shows the moon’s phase and libration during october of 2007.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
I’ve had it with white people