listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I like Harry Potter and the sun and babies and Coldplay and The Killers and Taylor Swift and books and smiling and gamecocks and Dame Maggie Smith and the beach and being catholic and Maryland and stargazing and sparkly things and food. and sitting on my husband.